Introduction: why this book is important -- The agenda: what homosexuals really want -- The approach: take the offensive, and stay away from behavior -- The authentication: why it is important for homosexuals to misrepresent who and how many they are (and were) -- The "all God's children" claim: why homosexuals claim that nature makes them do it (sometimes), even though that assertion is demonstrably false -- The argument: how doing sexually deviant acts can make a minority worthy of civil rights protection -- The amoral orthodoxy: how homosexuals promote the view that sex has no moral boundaries -- The avoidance factor: what homosexuals must cover up about typical same-sex lifestyles -- The AIDS spin -- The "privacy" appeal: are sexual behaviors entitled to confidentiality? -- Ain't nobody in here but us chickens: how homosexuals seek to put the best foot forward, even while carrying water for child molesters and others -- Conclusion: informed answers to gay rights questions.